Still In the Doghouse: Theforestlab

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Amnesty?

It is rumored that the Los Angeles Lakers will use

their one time only "Amnesty Clause" to give

Metta World Peace,

the player formerly known as Ron Artest Jr.,

a swift kick to the curb.

Imagine for one moment you are currently employed with a salary of

7.7 million dollars and suddenly find yourself out of a job.

(Do you file for unemployment?)

I seriously feel bad for the guy.

Thank goodness I invested in this...

I can tell you one thing for sure, his after game interviews

were my favorite part of the whole game....

Thanks to the style adviser of Kanye West

(you know, the same Kanye that is

the baby daddy of Kim Kardashian's little bundle of joy.

You know the same Kanye that is

hyping the world up for his new album release on June 18th called Yeezus,

Yeah that Kanye)

(well anyway...his style adviser), Virgil Abloh,

now Pyrex means something entirely different.

Pyrex is short for his new clothing line called

Of course Pyrex also has another meaning...

It is that cookware commonly used for making crack cocaine.

Which in the "fashion industry" means awesome.

It's just around the corner.

Waiting to be found.

Open your eyes.

See it.